James Comey Says Taylor Swift Helps Him Deal With Trump

FBI Director James Comey revealed on Sunday that he has adopted a new coping strategy for the “bad blood” he still feels towards the president: Taylor Swift.

Indeed, you read that correctly.

In an unusual video shared on his Substack, the 6-foot-8 former top law enforcement officer declared that he has become a devoted Swiftie, relying on the pop star’s lyrics to navigate life in the era of President Donald Trump.

“While our elderly makeup-wearing president is tweeting about whether Taylor Swift remains attractive and stating that he cannot tolerate her, what is she doing?” Comey pondered, sounding more like an enthusiastic fan than a former federal official. “Living her best life, creating wonderful music and, as she encouraged all of us during the podcast, not allowing the jerks to control her thoughts.”